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Tuesday, September 13, 2005

AND NOW....a moment of humor


A man died and went to heaven. As he stood in front of St. Peter at thePearly Gates, he saw a huge wall of clocks behind him.He asked, "What are all those clocks?"St. Peter answered, "Those are Lie-Clocks. Everyone on Earth has aLie-Clock.Every time you lie the hands on your clock will move.""Oh," said the man, "whose clock is that?""That's Mother Teresa's. The hands have never moved, indicatingthat she never told a lie.""Incredible," said the man. "And whose clock is that one?"St. Peter responded, "That's Abraham Lincoln's clock. The handshave moved twice, telling us that Abe told only two lies in his entirelife.""Where's President Bush's clock?" asked the man."Bush's clock is in Jesus' office.He's using it as a ceilingfan."



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