A man died and went to heaven. As he stood in front of St. Peter at thePearly Gates, he saw a huge wall of clocks behind him.He asked, "What are all those clocks?"St. Peter answered, "Those are Lie-Clocks. Everyone on Earth has aLie-Clock.Every time you lie the hands on your clock will move.""Oh," said the man, "whose clock is that?""That's Mother Teresa's. The hands have never moved, indicatingthat she never told a lie.""Incredible," said the man. "And whose clock is that one?"St. Peter responded, "That's Abraham Lincoln's clock. The handshave moved twice, telling us that Abe told only two lies in his entirelife.""Where's President Bush's clock?" asked the man."Bush's clock is in Jesus' office.He's using it as a ceilingfan."
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of course you may!!!
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majamom, at
10:22 AM
Hi Brick,
cracked me up too =)
MB
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majamom, at
7:21 PM
Wrae that picture is somthing =)
Funny how he could stand and " TAKE RESPONSABILITY" for the failure NOW! Not much help to all the dead people now is it?
How many more months Lord???
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majamom, at
7:23 PM
And Bill Clinton ("I did NOT have sex with that woman") lie clock must be cooling down the motor on Bush's.
Hey, guess what? My entire main template of Blog Core Values vanished, and I had to paste in a July version from my NotePad, where I had saved it.
Talk about blog trouble. I have no idea what happened.
I was disconnected from the internet for about two weeks due to moving and switching from dial up to broadband cable connection. When I got back on the net, and tried to publish a new post at Blog Core Values, Blogger kept giving me "error 002: main template is empty".
But I could still see my blog. So how could the main template be empty, but I could still see my blog? Was I seeing a cached version of it? Very strange.
See my new post "Save Your Blog Template".
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7:52 AM
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